Monday, March 19, 2012

Simple



...Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day

Oh, take your time. don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son, there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son, is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?

Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And if you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple man

Saturday, April 2, 2011

The Story-Part One

Here we go with the story of my Christmas vacation, courtesy of Valley and Deaconess hospitals.

I had been building up fluid, and it crept up on me so slowly that I didn't realize how sick I was actually getting. On November 31st, it reached the point where I was so sick Dawn said, that's it, you have to go to the emergency room. I begged her to just let me sleep, I was so tired and sick that all I wanted to do was sleep. Dawn almost gave in, but said no, you HAVE to go. In doing this, she saved my life.

It took me four hours to get ready, since I insisted on cleaning up before I went. You know how important it is to look okay when you're dying. After this bout of pig-headedness, I was done for. Couldn't even make it to the car. Dawn calls the ambulance.

So now I'm loaded up in the squad, and the medic and I talk shop for a minute, then things get hazy. I recall very little of the following, Dawn has given me all the lovely details.

I arrive at Valley hospital, and my breathing gets worse and worse. Each breath is slower to come then the last one, and I keep drifting off. Dawn keeps saying my name, telling me to wake up, so of course I start getting pissy! "Okay, Dawn!" Next thing she's waking me up again saying, "Joey, you're sleeping with your eyes open!" My response? I get all excited and tell her my brother and I tried for years to do that! For all you non-nerds, Gandalf slept with his eyes open in Lord of the Rings. Nice, eh?

Then I stop breathing, period...

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

ICU Delirium, or How to Entertain Friends and Family with Psychotic Behavior in Time of Crisis

Shortly I'm going to put together an account of my glorious month at Club Med, otherwise known as Deaconess ICU, the main reason being to spread the word about a phenomenon that can be scary and shocking for family members as well as patients. It's called ICU delirium.

ICU delirium has had several causes put forward, all or any of them as likely to be the cause as any other. Drugs, sensory deprivation, stress, pain, sleep disturbance, all these things play a part. The result is hallucinations, personality changes, fantastic imagery.

ICU staff sees it all the time, so it's no big deal to them, but to a family member who is suddenly being told about murder plots, wild fantasies, or having their sweet grandmother curse them in perfect four letter fluency it can be...unsettling. More soon. I will give you a preview by saying that I spent part of my time reciting the Lord of the Rings verbatim, although I'm not sure what started that one going, and at one point I was a pirate, doing my best Jack Sparrow and trying to stab Dawn with my suction tube...

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tribal Law and Order Bill Signed in to Law

The following is from an article I wrote for the Cour D'Alene's tribal newspaper.

On July 29th, President Obama signed the Tribal Law and Order bill into law after an introduction by a Sicangu Lakota woman whose attacker was never prosecuted following a 1994 rape. The bill is an effort to address what is called a crisis in law enforcement on Indian lands, especially crimes against women such as sexual assault and domestic violence.

Crime rates in Indian country are double the national average, and as much as twenty times the average on some reservations. Statistics such as these led Obama to state "all people, regardless of where they live, have the right to feel safe in their own communities. Studies have shown that one in three native women will be victims of Rape in their lifetimes. President Obama called such crime "an affront to our shared humanity".

Senate Committee Chairman on Indian Affairs Byron Dorgan (D-N.D.) has long pushed to see the bill passed, calling it a top priority. He was also a co-sponsor of the bill.

The new law has several key provisions. The US Department of Justice is now required to maintain data on cases they decline to prosecute, which in some areas has been as high as 65%, and to share evidence with tribal officials. Tribal courts have been limited in passing sentences of no more than one year. This will now be expanded to three year maximum terms. Tribal police will be deputized to make federal arrests, and will have much greater access to resources such as the National Crime Information Center database.

The law will require tribal courts to provide defense counsel to any defendant facing more than a year's sentencing, as well as mandates tribal judges have sufficient courtroom training, and that they be federal, state, or tribal licensed to practice law. Tribal police will be required to receive special sexual assault training and crime scene processing. Recruiting for BIA, tribal police, and corrections officers will be increased, and BIA and tribal officers will be allowed to recieve their basic training at tribal police academies and community colleges that meet federal requirements.

All of these changes won't come without a cost, but tribes that can't afford certain provisions like providing defense counsel or housing inmates longer than the current one year maximum can opt out of these at their discretion.

Justice on Indian lands has been a long history of neglect, broken promises, and failed obligations to the people. Hopefully the Tribal Law and Order Act will be a good first step down a road to securing the peace, safety, and security so long overdue on Indian land.